Would you like a free bar of Divine Fairtrade Chocolate?
Please empty your nearest kitchen of all the crockery, glasses and cutlery that belong in the hall. Return them during lunch today, or next week and recieve a free chocolate bar*
*minimum number of returned items apply
What about those of us who didn't steal any cutlery from the hall?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure everyone intends to return all equipment they borrow....this just might speed up the process..
ReplyDeleteIf you really want it all back, you should give the bedders the authority to remove any crockery they see with the college crest on - I know a couple of people who keep a set of college crockery in their rooms with no intention of returning it. I've tried telling them to return it but they refuse!
ReplyDeleteYes indeed, it seems to reward those who've taken cutlery from college. What about of us who've done the right thing and never taken cutlery or crockery? No chocoloate for us I guess... Is this not encouraging people in future to steal these items early on in term and return them for a reward at the end?
ReplyDeleteEvery year we have crockery amnesty when we ask for items to be returned-it never works. This year we are trying something different. Remember, we are talking about items that have been borrowed and not returned, this is not exactly ‘stealing’, just forgetfulness. If you share a kitchen, please lend a hand and return the borrowed items; it does not matter who took or returns them.
ReplyDeleteYou could always steal it from them and then claim the reward.
ReplyDeleteBounty driven vigilantism has come to Pembroke!
(pun intended)
Unfortunately we don't have any cutlery from the hall in our gyp. We simply didn't know that we could borrow stuff cutlery from the hall. So none of us is eligible to the chocolate. I guess I just have to keep filling the feedback form for the free wine.
ReplyDeletethis all sounds a tad bit childish, steal and return later for chocolate? Please, grow up!
ReplyDeletehaha guys grow up. he's just trying to get his cutlery back. stop analysing it and get a life.
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